if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat
I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS
how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist
having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background
disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks
my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
- henriettaholden said:You are gorgeous just FYI
Aw, babe <3
I don’t think any of you actually understand how gone I am on Paul Martin.
I am seriously so thirsty
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